So tomorrow is April Fools Day. My children are wildly excited by this. The three of them spent ages upstairs this evening plotting. Tonight when I walked into the boy’s room he was about 3ft higher in his bed than normal. They had hidden most of the husbands clothes under the boys bedsheet’s presumably with the idea we wouldn’t notice him in bed at an abnormal height and the husband would have no clothes in the morning. Not a bad effort.
They have been saving most of their plotting for the best way to trick their Granddad though. Their plans started normally enough for small children, changing time on clocks and the like. Then they degenerated. Quickly.
“I know, lets throw loads of water on him” said one
“I have a better idea lets rob the dog” said another
“ No, no no, I have the best idea” said another “Lets ROB HIS CAR”.
“YUSSSSSSSSS” agreed the other two
“AND DRIVE IT TO OUR HOUSE”
“YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” they screamed.
So the plan is to hotwire it,I assume, one will do the pedals and another one will steer.
They are 4, 6 and 7. Worrying.